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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : الطبيب والمريض


ابو عصام
06-20-2009, 09:02 AM
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
جاني هالايميل ضحكني قلت انزله لكم تضحكون معي


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المريض :
ياترى يادكتور أنا ممكن أعيش لحد ما يبقى عندي 100 سنة؟








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الطبيب :
أنت بتدخن أو بتشرب أو بتتعاطى؟



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المريض :
لأ أبداً، عمري ما دقت سيجارة أو كأس ولا حتى شديت نفس من شيشة







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الطبيب :
بتلعب قمار؟




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المريض :
لأ، ولا حتى كوتشينة ولا دومينو ولا شطرنج



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الطبيب :
بتسهر قدام التلفزيون أو الفيديو أو الدش؟












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المريض :
ولا بأفتحهم من أساسه

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الطبيب :
ولا بتسهر على القهوة؟




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المريض :
ولا عمري عتبتها برجلي








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الطبيب :
بترهق صحتك ونظرك بالقراءة كتير؟




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المريض :
بالعكس، أنا أطيق العمى ولا أطيقش الكتب

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الطبيب :
طيب بتقعد كتير قدام الكمبيوتر أو الأنترنت؟










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المريض :
لا كمبيوتر، ولا أنترنت !!!








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الطبيب :
طيب بتسافر على طرق خطر أو بتسوق كتير؟




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المريض :
أنا لا عندي عربية ولا بأسافر من أصله؟


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الطبيب :
طيب بتلعب أي رياضة عنيفة أو مرهقة؟




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المريض :
ولا عمري عتبت نادي، وما لعبتش حاجة من أيام ثانوي


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الطبيب :
بتحب ؟









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المريض :
لا بحب البنات ، ولا بيحبوني !













































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الطبيب :
أمال عايز مية سنه تهبب فيها إييييييييه